The longer we spent with Elmo, the creepier it became
Unmentioned on the box's listed contents...
was a KNIFE!
At first we thought it was just to help him get out of the box, until he raised his hand...
got a crazed look in his eye...
and then lunged at us!
"Again! AGAIN!"
We thought we were done for, until we remembered the one thing Elmo loves more than tickling and murder...
SCOTCH!
As Elmo sipped his scotch, the crazed look was replaced with a contented smile.
Finally, he passed out on the floor
We knew Elmo must be stopped. We came to the only logical conclusion, we must SKIN ELMO!
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